Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

Title: Vampires Suck

Release: 2010

Rating: 3.4

Language: English, German

Country: USA

Runtime: 82

Genre: Action,Adventure,Comedy,Horror

Vampires Suck

Release 2010
Rating 3.4
Language English, German
Country USA
Runtime 82
Genre Action,Adventure,Comedy,Horror



Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton.

Director :

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Writer :

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Actors :

... Jacob White

... Edward

... Becca Crane

... Daro

... Salvatore

... Iris Sullen

... Rachel